There’s not much love for the Governor on “Morning Joe”, evidenced by Scarborough’s quip this morning…”Warren Zevon wrote a song about this guy decades ago”. If you don’t recognize it from this post’s title, you can see the greatly missed Mr Zevon’s performance here.

Searching from there brought me to this wonderful parody posted by SupremeIdiot four weeks ago in response to a Huffington Post story  (Rick Perry: Social Security A ‘Monstrous Lie’)

“Perry of Texas
(Many apologies to Warren Zevon wherever he may be)

I saw Rick Perry with a Constituti­on in his hand
walkin through the streets of Austin in the rain.
He was lookin to shred that founding doc, then get a big dish of beef chow mein.

Chorus:
Aaahoo, Perry of Texas
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, Perry of Texas
Aaahoo

Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door,
ya better not let him in.
Education got mutiIated late last night, Perry of Texas again.

Chorus:
Aaahoo, Perry of Texas
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, Perry of Texas
Aaahoo

He’s the hairy, teabag Guv, the righties fell in love.
Lately he’s been overheard at Baylor.
You better stay away from him, he’ll rip your rights out Jim.
Huh, I’d like to meet his tailor.

Chorus:
Aaahoo, Perry of Texas
Aaahoo
Aaahoo, Perry of Texas
Aaahoo

Well, I saw Mitt Romney walkin with Michelle, doing the Perry of Texas
I saw Newt Gingrich walkin with Michelle, doin the Perry of Texas
I saw Rick Perry drinkin a pina colada at Trader Vic’s
And his hair was perfect.

ahhhooooo, Perry of Texas
Draw bl00d”   

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